Yes, Anita and I exploited the day known as Good Friday and threw a bash on April 21st, 2000, reslendent with drunken friends and a surprise visit from the Late Great J.C. himself! That's right, you heard (read) correct! Jesus did indeed appear to us, being so gracious as to perform an incredibly funny rap entitled My Sac-Religion.

The party was incredible fun, and as it turned out so much better than we had anticipated, Anita and I have since determined that the Good Friday Soiree will be an annual event, the success of the original more than demanding such...